The Pressing Issues

Friday, September 28, 2007

People who look like other people.....

Is it any wonder all of these people has not been seen in the same place at the same time, but they will be forgiven for living these double lives as long as chose one....here are my recommendations;
Steve Carell and Brad hoggSteve should stick to making shithouse movies and crappy american office rippoff shows of funny english office shows, because his offspin is just plain aweful.
Shannon Noll and Eric Grothe Jnr.
Eric stick to being the biggest player in the nrl to have the least amount of physical contact cause you music is crap....big black shiny car, should be re-recorded as big brown pile of shit.

Cameron Diaz and Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog does have more talent but carmeron does have boobs, far be it from me to knock back a pair of boobs, even if they are runny eggs nailed to a piece of board.
Anonymous Passionate cricketer and the sherminator
the jury is still out on this one....
Princess Fiona and Kim Clijsters

how this abomination of a "woman" was ever called aussie kim is beyond me, it just goes to show Aussies will do anything when it comes to having a winner in our mitst, ironically when she stopped winning she was no longer aussie kim, it had nothing to do with breaking up with l'l'l'leyton who may or may not have knocked up bec hewitt and had to breakup..

and the piece de resistance.......

Imran Kahn and Darren Senter

no readers i haven't made a mistake and posted the same picture twice, this really is a man living 2 lives, 1. cricketing Deity 2. standing in the shade doing interviews for channel nine. at other times he disguises himself well but on this day, your cover was blown imran....

to be continued